- Thoughts
- I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
- Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF...
- I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
- Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive
- There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
- Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
- Creative Error Message
- We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
- Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
- BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
*Note: Again... I do not claim these are all original. In fact most are not. But they are still funny.
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