Pre-coffee confusion...

After stumbling downstairs with sleep still in my eyes, I turned on the TV.

What was said, "... if you have any information about this crime, call Metro's Sexual Assault Team."

What I heard, "... if you have any information about this crime, call the Metrosexual Assault Team."

I thought that sounded weird. Why would there be a team of metrosexual crime fighters? Would they feel the need to make sure their outfit didn't clash with their gun?

I am going to make some coffee now.

--C

Comments

Oob said…
Kicking a**... one Gucci at a time.