Quote of the night...

Taken from "American Dad".

Stan speaking to his son attempting to inspire and influence him to take steroids...

"Don't ya see son, everything is better when you are popular. Colors are
brighter. Jeans fit snugger. Look, you know how when you put a piece
of juicy fruit in your mouth and for the first five seconds it tastes so sweet
and perfect... like someone sprayed a little miracle on your tongue. Well,
that's what being popular is like but ALL the time."

Comedy gold I tell you.

--C